The Silent Gas Spell

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Twinkle, twinkle, little sprite,
In the night, stay out of sight.
Farts can linger, can cause distress,
Don’t let it lead to a foul mess.

[VERSE 1]
Tread with care, avoid the air,
A secret whispered, beware the scare.
Brothers, sisters, they're watching you,
If you slip, you’ll be the stew.

[CHORUS]
Fart not, fart not, oh little child,
Keep those gases contained and wild.
Or your kin will suffer slow,
From dreadful fumes, they’ll surely go.

[VERSE 2]
Stomach rumbles, a warning sign,
Hold it together, don’t cross that line.
Gas can travel, and oh, it spreads,
What starts as fun, ends up as dread.

[CHORUS]
Fart not, fart not, oh little child,
Keep those gases contained and wild.
Or your kin will suffer slow,
From dreadful fumes, they’ll surely go.

[BRIDGE]
The clock is ticking, the danger’s near,
Farting's a risk that you should fear.
Look to the shadows, trust your nose,
In the dark, an odorous rose.

[VERSE 3]
Twinkle, twinkle, poison cloud,
Keep it in—let silence be loud.
Gas is lethal, you've been warned,
Farting's the path to an early mourn.

[CHORUS]
Fart not, fart not, oh little child,
Keep those gases contained and wild.
Or your kin will suffer slow,
From dreadful fumes, they’ll surely go.

[OUTRO]
Twinkle, twinkle, let it be,
A family bound in harmony.
Seal your fate with a tight-lipped vow,
Or suffer fate—fart not now!