Lyrics

[INTRO]
They just kept misbehavin'
There was no safe haven
Just doin' my job
Tryin' not to call the cops
But they were like a mob

[VERSE 1]
If I was corn, my kernels be shredded off the cob
I'm tryin' to keep the peace, but it's gettin' hard to stop
They're runnin' wild, no respect, no fear
I'm the one they're testin', but I'm gettin' tired, dear

[CHORUS]
I try to get them to bed, but they be like "But it's Friday!"
I try to get them to bed, but they be like "But it's Friday!"
No consideration, just pure disobedience
I'm the one in charge, but they're takin' me for a ride

[VERSE 2]
Need no explanation, all you got is excuses
This ain't a free nation, cuz you are abusive
To yo' grandma, at least until I take control
You think you're tough, but I'm the one with the role

[CHORUS]
I try to get them to bed, but they be like "But it's Friday!"
I try to get them to bed, but they be like "But it's Friday!"
No consideration, just pure disobedience
I'm the one in charge, but they're takin' me for a ride

[BRIDGE]
Take my chain whip and I give you lashes
Then I start a bonfire and burn you to ashes
They say I'm a coward, but I'm takin' a stand
With my Louisville Slugger, I'm takin' back my land

[HOOK]
You think you're tough, but I'm the king
I'll knock down the Sears Tower, just watch me sing
These mothertruckers can't even take a shower
I'll show 'em who's boss, for sure

[VERSE 3]
Take out my Louisville Slugger, then I bash you and smash you
I beat you and eat you like a Pikachu
Take that fuzzy little critter and then I squeeze it
Crunch it in my mouth and grind it like a Cheez-It

[CHORUS]
I try to get them to bed, but they be like "But it's Friday!"
I try to get them to bed, but they be like "But it's Friday!"
No consideration, just pure disobedience
I'm the one in charge, but