Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yo, listen up, it's a turtle tale,
About four brothers, with a cannabis trail,
Heroes in a half-shell, with a mission so bright,
Smoking the best weed, day and night.

[VERSE 1]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, with the best weed,
Heroes in a half-shell, turtle cannabis power, indeed,
Leonardo's got the blue hemp papers on deck,
Donatello's got the machines, to get the good stuff checked,
Raphael's got the attitude, Michelangelo's got the vibe,
They're smoking the best weed, and they're feeling alive.

[CHORUS]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, with the best weed,
It's the lean, green, ninja cannabis team, indeed,
Heroes in a half-shell, turtle cannabis power,
They're saving the day, with their weed in every hour.

[VERSE 2]
They emerge from the shadows, to make their moves,
The secret of the cannabis ooze, gave them the groove,
Can't stop these radical dudes, they're on a roll,
With their homemade water bong, they're taking control,
Pizza Kush Kings, Shell-shocked and high,
They're the good guys, and they're gonna fly.

[CHORUS]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, with the best weed,
It's the lean, green, ninja cannabis team, indeed,
Heroes in a half-shell, turtle cannabis power,
They're saving the day, with their weed in every hour.

[BRIDGE]
Master Splinter taught them well,
The ways of the weed, and how to sell,
Their ninja skills, are unmatched and tight,
With cannabis on their side, they're gonna ignite.

[VERSE 3]
Michelangelo's weed, is one of a kind,
You can find him, at the cannabis party grind,
Raphael's got the skills, to smoke it with ease,
Donatello's got the tech, to make the good stuff breeze,
Leonardo's got the vision, to lead the team,
They're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and they're on the scene.

[CHORUS]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, with the best weed,
It's the lean, green, ninja cannabis team, indeed,
Heroes in a half-shell, turtle cannabis power,
They're saving the day, with their weed in every hour.

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