Lyrics

[INTRO]
There’s 18 personalities
Each their own quirks
Always squabbling who’s the best personality
What’s your personality type?

[VERSE 1]
Shaliman, the mastermind knows just how to bend everyone to his will
Crag, immensely loves his friends and family, that’s his biggest upside and downfall
Horton, hot tempered, seems dumber than rocks, but his primal instinct makes him adaptable
Middleton, tries to see the golden mean in everything, she’s a more disciplined Horton if that
Arien, not one to think outside the box, but he’s got burning passion and uncommon sense
Alias, ever changing social identity makes her quite the gregarious folk
Algebraist, he’s judge and jury, ridding everything he cannot prove
Scotsman, dull quite the charmer, but he’s more than just to impress
Brave, the unconventional, she knows just how to improvise, hypersensitive but shares Arien’s uncommon sense
Ditzy, quite the jokester, has no time for games, nonchalant as all get out but best better keep it real with her
Philly, the bookworm of useless knowledge, he’s your go to for life’s trivia questions
Scarab, all about routine, resistant to try new things, as he sticks to tradition
Turk, she’s a priest, wealth of positive but quite conspiracy minded and a bit of a false teacher
Stealthic, from a glance she's quiet as a mouse, but don’t dare cross her, because you’ll never see it coming
Fowler, that’s his name, he loves to be foul, trolling everyone with his social engineering
Kim, they want to see change in the world along the way of discovering their identity
Terra, inquisitive, hyper fixating until her questions are answered
And Maya, he’s just so mysterious

[VERSE 2]
That’s the 18 Personalities
Fighting at HQ who can get the most prospects
Future recruits take a test to see which personality they are
Shaliman is always pushing the other types around with Crag and Arien as his spineless frontmen
Arien and Brave have a thing going
Alias and Scotsman used to be lovers because opposites attract but are better off as friends
Middleton knows how to handle her big brother Horton
The overseers keep Shaliman in line as Shaliman is the self proclaimed leader of HQ
It’s a bunch of shenanigans, but wait, they’ve got a system

[VERSE 3]
Ever hear of classes and directions?
Classes are Mental, Physical, Social, Spiritual and Nature
Cardinal Directions North, West, South, East
Classes are just arbitrary
But directions govern the social compass
Shaliman, Crag, Arien, Stealthic and their mental gymnastics
Horton, Middleton, Brave and Fowler with their physical prowess
Alias, Scotsman, Ditzy, Kim the social butterflies
Algebraist, Philly, Scarab and Turk spirituals ranging from scientific to faith-based
Terra and Maya the nature duo who aren’t really sidekicks
And let’s just say classes have one type from every direction

[OUTRO]
I don’t have much more time and space to explain
But let’s just say everyone is so unique