Lyrics

Old Farmer McGregor, he's a sight to behold
Got more wrinkles than stories, more silver than gold
His tractor's a relic, held together with string
Sings off-key to the cows, makes the whole barnyard sing
He says, "These young whippersnappers, with their apps and their drones
Don't know a good bushel from a pile of old stones!"
Oh, Farmer McGregor, with his overalls patched
And a laugh that'll chase all the worries unlatched
He's got dirt on his hands and a twinkle in his eye
The funniest old farmer, beneath a big country sky
He tried TikTok once, bless his technological heart
Danced with a chicken, it fell completely apart
Said, "That little screen makes my head feel all funny
Rather chase after varmints and count my crop money."
His dog, Ol' Bessie, she's as slow as molasses
They both take their naps right there in the tall grasses
Oh, Farmer McGregor, with his overalls patched
And a laugh that'll chase all the worries unlatched
He's got dirt on his hands and a twinkle in his eye
The funniest old farmer, beneath a big country sky
He swears by his coffee, thick as mud from the pond
Says it keeps him spry, keeps him going on and beyond
And if you ask him his secret to living so free
He'll just wink and say, "Son, it's the good country pee!"
Oh, Farmer McGregor, with his overalls patched
And a laugh that'll chase all the worries unlatched
He's got dirt on his hands and a twinkle in his eye
The funniest old farmer, beneath a big country sky
Yeah, the funniest old farmer, he's one of a kind
Leaving all of his worries and city folk behind.