Lyrics

Yo, this one’s for Hershy, the Discord king,
Claims he’s not funny? Yeah, that’s his thing.
Typing in the chat like, “Nah, I’m plain,”
But every line he drops drives the server insane.

He logs in quiet, tryna blend in the mix,
“No jokes here,” but his vibe’s the fix.
The way he denies it? It’s a masterclass,
His “unfunny” act got the whole room gassed.

Says, “I’m not funny,” like it’s a mantra to keep,
But the group’s in tears, and they’re not from sleep.
Bro, your one-word replies got comedic heat,
Droppin’ casual bombs without missin’ a beat.

“No jokes from me,” he types, all straight,
But his timing’s so perfect, it seals the fate.
The irony’s thick, the humor’s implied,
Hershy’s got us laughin’ from the other side.

He says, “I’m basic,” like we’d believe,
Meanwhile, his comments are what we need.
Random outbursts, misspelled words—intentional?
Nah, but the effect is dimensional.

He’s got us scrollin’, screenshotting his texts,
Quoting his nonsense, like, “Yo, what’s next?”
Even when he’s quiet, the vibe stays funny,
The unfunny king, stackin’ laughs like money.

“Not funny,” he claims, but let’s keep it real,
His Discord aura’s got that comedic appeal.
It’s the pauses, the typos, the way he denies,
That makes him the funniest in all our eyes.

Bro, you could post a dot, just a single speck,
And the chat explodes, laughin’ out of respect.
You’re the Discord myth, the guy we admire,
With humor so deadpan, it lights a fire.

You’re the ghost in the machine, the server’s vibe,
The unfunny comic with jokes worldwide.
It’s not what you say, but the way you exist,
A keyboard magician, impossible to resist.

Hershy, just own it, embrace what’s true,
The funniest unfunny guy we ever knew.
Keep typin’ those lines, keep playin’ it coy,
’Cause you’re crackin’ us up without even tryin’, boy.

So next time you log in, just know this fact:
Your “not funny” claim is your best act.
Discord’s got legends, and you’re on that list,
The guy with the punchlines no one can resist.