Lyrics

She walks down the hall, it’s a quiet parade
But behind every step, little paws invade
With a flick of his tail and a curious meow
He’s right by her side, like he’s taking a vow

Closed doors? No chance. He’ll scratch and he’ll moan
‘Cause in his sweet world, she’s never alone

You never pee alone when I’m around
Even in the bathroom, I hold my ground
I’m your furry shadow, your porcelain throne guard
Your whiskered protector, your bathroom bard
No secrets in this home
’Cause you never, no, you never pee alone

He curls by her feet, with a regal pose
Like the king of the loo, that everyone knows
She rolls her eyes, but there’s love in her laugh
As he purrs through the moment like a warm photograph

He’s seen it all, no shame, no tone
Just loyal and soft—her toilet chaperone

You never pee alone when I’m near
Privacy’s a myth when your best friend is here
I’ll sit on the rug, I’ll guard the light
Through morning groans and sleepy nights
I’m the fluff in your comfort zone
Yeah, you never, no, you never pee alone

Maybe it’s strange, maybe it’s sweet
But this little ritual feels kinda complete
A bond built on purrs and tiled floors
And love that opens every door

You never pee alone, it’s just our thing
While the faucet drips and the echoes sing
From litter to loo, from dusk to dawn
My bathroom buddy, we’re never gone
In this house we’ve always known:
You never, no, you never… pee alone