Sherman League Showdown

Lyrics

[Intro: The League’s Story]
Welcome to the Sherman Fantasy Football League, where the shit gets real,
If you’re not ready for battle, then you better fuckin’ kneel.
Tallon took year one, Danny snatched year two,
But this season, motherfuckers, we’re comin’ for you.

Rod, Eric, and Jack couldn’t handle the grind,
But the rest of us? We’re the baddest you’ll find.
Sherman Fantasy Football League, where legends are born,
Step up or get wrecked, it’s your ass that we’ll mourn.

[Build-Up: Bonedawg’s Anthem]
Bonedawg’s the man, runnin’ this fuckin’ show,
Buffalo’s finest, everyone fuckin’ knows.
Fat girls love him, milfs can’t resist,
He’s the Commissioner, king of this shit, never missed.

[Drop 1: The League’s Veterans]
Colin from Rochester, where bodies drop fast,
Murder capital king, kickin’ ass, built to last.
Gerald in Greenwood, cryin’ with those birds,
But in this fuckin’ league, twistin’ up his words.

Tallon from Sumpter, Clemson pride in his soul,
Citadel-made, takin’ bitches for a roll.
Hass from the Citadel, slingin’ that rope,
In this fuckin’ league, he’s shittin’ on your hope.

[Build-Up: The Newcomers & The Steady Hand]
Jacob in Raleigh, never late to the game,
On draft day, bringin’ the fuckin’ pain.
Danny from Charlotte, cuttin’ through the rest,
His fantasy game’s sharp, it’s fuckin’ blessed.

Isaac’s the quiet storm, deadly but calm,
New to the game, but droppin’ big bombs.
Nick’s the truth, no filter in sight,
He’ll tell Gerald, “Your team’s fuckin’ shite.”

[Drop 2: The Rest of the Crew & Ramon]
Evan’s been mockin’, draft after draft,
Now he’s here to give your ass a craft.
Josh in the Mustang, cruisin’ with pride,
Might be a Swifty, but he’s takin’ you for a ride.

Ramon’s got clarity, but fuck that Zen,
On draft day, he’s here to drop bombs again.
In this fuckin’ league, he’s holdin’ it down,
Sherman Fantasy Football, where the legends are found.

[Final Drop: Bonedawg’s Anthem]
Bonedawg’s the man, runnin’ this fuckin’ show,
Buffalo’s finest, everyone fuckin’ knows.
Fat girls love him, milfs can’t resist,
He’s the Commissioner, king of this shit, never missed.

[Outro: The Sherman League Forever]
Sherman Fantasy Football, where the best take flight,
Where the strong rise up, and we fuckin’ play all night.
Here’s to the season, the glory, the score,
May the best man win, and we’ll be back for more.