Grandpa’s Gassy Boogie

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Verse 1: What's that noise? What's that sound? I started hearing it, when Grandpa came around. Oh dear Lord, he got into the cheese again! It ain't a barking spider, it ain't a croaking frog, Grandpa's rear end sounds like a barking dog. I gotta feeling, Grandpa's getting gassy again! Chorus: Oh No! Grandpa's Gassy again! Plug your nose and run upwind! There's no hiding from the trouble, we are in. He drank a few beers, and ate some cheese, Good Lord above could you help us please. Run for the hills, Grandpa's gettin gassy again! Verse2: What's that smell, did something die?There's little tears falling from my eye! Good Lord Almighty Grandpa's gassy again! He just ate a sandwich, cabbage on rye! Now it smells like eggs, on the fourth of July! Grab your mask, Grandpa's gettin' gassy again! Chorus: Oh No! Grandpa's gassy again! Open all the windows and find a fan! There's no preparing for the smell comin' out of him! How Grandma's still alive, we don't know! I'd rather live with a buffalo! Oh Dear Lord, Grandpa's getting gassy again! Bridge: I don't know, what's wrong with his gut, I just wish, it wouldn't come outta his butt! Head for the hills! Grandpa's Gassy Again! Peee-Youuuuuu! GRANDPA'S GASSY AGAIN!