Unwanted

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, I’m just a single dude,
Got my own space, got my own food!
Kids are grown, they’ve moved away,
Now I’m on a love-searching buffet!

[VERSE 1]
Got a collection of video games,
An old dog that wags his tail in shame,
My beard’s got more gray than a stormy night,
And my dance moves? Well, they give people fright!

[CHORUS]
Swipe left, swipe right, it’s a hopeless plight,
I’m a middle-aged man with a heart still bright!
But no one sees past my dad-bod,
They say, "Oh no thanks! He’s just too odd!"

[VERSE 2]
My dates end up laughing, they say, "What a hoot!"
My best pick-up line? "Got any fruit?"
Jeans two sizes too big, with holes and frays,
I’m just a walking dad joke stuck in the craze!

[CHORUS]
Swipe left, swipe right, it’s a video game,
My life’s like a sitcom that’s getting lame!
With dad jokes that just make ‘em groan,
But hey, at least I’ve got a home and a bone!

[BRIDGE]
I tried an app called “Senior Spark,”
But I ended up chatting with a man named Mark!
He loves knitting sweaters and baking pie,
I replied, "That’s great, let’s give it a try!"

[VERSE 3]
I sent him a selfie, he sent one back,
I thought, "Wait a minute, this just ain’t my track!"
So I put on my best and headed out the door,
Found a bar with karaoke, oh what a score!

[CHORUS]
Singing off-key about love lost and found,
My dance moves are wiggly, a delight to be around!
The crowd’s laughing loud, but I’m feeling free,
Maybe it’s not love, but at least it’s karaoke!

[OUTRO]
So here I am, still on my quest,
Just a goofy dude, trying my best!
In a world that’s fast, I’m just a little slow,
But I’ve learned to laugh, and that’s how I roll!
Oh yeah! That’s how I roll!