Unwanted

Lyrics

[INTRO] Oh, I’m just a single dude, Got my own space, got my own food! Kids are grown, they’ve moved away, Now I’m on a love-searching buffet! [VERSE 1] Got a collection of video games, An old dog that wags his tail in shame, My beard’s got more gray than a stormy night, And my dance moves? Well, they give people fright! [CHORUS] Swipe left, swipe right, it’s a hopeless plight, I’m a middle-aged man with a heart still bright! But no one sees past my dad-bod, They say, "Oh no thanks! He’s just too odd!" [VERSE 2] My dates end up laughing, they say, "What a hoot!" My best pick-up line? "Got any fruit?" Jeans two sizes too big, with holes and frays, I’m just a walking dad joke stuck in the craze! [CHORUS] Swipe left, swipe right, it’s a video game, My life’s like a sitcom that’s getting lame! With dad jokes that just make ‘em groan, But hey, at least I’ve got a home and a bone! [BRIDGE] I tried an app called “Senior Spark,” But I ended up chatting with a man named Mark! He loves knitting sweaters and baking pie, I replied, "That’s great, let’s give it a try!" [VERSE 3] I sent him a selfie, he sent one back, I thought, "Wait a minute, this just ain’t my track!" So I put on my best and headed out the door, Found a bar with karaoke, oh what a score! [CHORUS] Singing off-key about love lost and found, My dance moves are wiggly, a delight to be around! The crowd’s laughing loud, but I’m feeling free, Maybe it’s not love, but at least it’s karaoke! [OUTRO] So here I am, still on my quest, Just a goofy dude, trying my best! In a world that’s fast, I’m just a little slow, But I’ve learned to laugh, and that’s how I roll! Oh yeah! That’s how I roll!