Lyrics

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[Intro – Spoken, mysterious and playful]
“Some say it’s just a training center…
Others say it’s a glittering illusion…
But we call it what it is, darling—The WOW! Magic Mansion.
And once you step inside…
You may never want to leave.”
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{Verse 1}
🎶 There’s a glimmer in the foyer, a sparkle in the hall,
A chandelier of purpose hangin’ twelve feet tall!
From Day Services down to Housing’s wing,
Every room’s got a secret and a bell that rings! 🎶
🎶 The kitchen cooks up confidence, the parlor’s full of pride,
There’s jazz in the budget and heart in the ride.
And don’t you dare blink—or you’ll miss the show—
At the WOW! Magic Mansion, the charm’s in the flow! 🎶
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{Chorus – Big, ensemble}
🎶 It’s the WOW! Magic Mansion, darling—come inside!
Where the glitter meets the ledger and the guests collide!
From résumé rooms to the payroll suite,
There’s rhythm in the carpet and jazz in the heat! 🎶
🎶 It’s the WOW! Magic Mansion, where dreams align,
With a Charleston in the cubicle and flair by design!
It’s more than a place—it’s a living production,
Every room in this house is a WOW! introduction! 🎶
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{Verse 2 – ensemble with department nods}
🎶 Was it Michelle in Lair with a syllabus bright?
Or Frank in the lounge with a warm porch light?
Lorraine’s got her clipboard, Steven’s got flair,
And Steph brought the flyers and got you there! 🎶
🎶 From transport to sparkle, the mansion’s alive,
With every last colleague in full ATI drive!
Tom built this vision with a tip of his hat—
He said, “Make it grand…” and we ran with that! 🎶
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{Chorus – bigger brass, harmony layers}
🎶 It’s the WOW! Magic Mansion, where sparkle’s the norm,
And the culture’s custom-tailored to the ATI form!
With colleagues in costume and hearts that sing,
You might just suspect… they were born to bling. 🎶
🎶 It’s the WOW! Magic Mansion—no mystery’s too deep!
(Unless the budget vanished… we know who to keep.)
So knock on the door and suspend your fear—
‘Cause WOW! Magic, friend… lives right in here! 🎶
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{Bridge – dramatic & cheeky Clue homage}
🎶 A flash of a badge, a shimmer of gold,
An HR whisper… a mystery bold.
The jazz gets faster, the night ignites—
And someone just vanished near the clinical lights! 🎶
[spoken:] “Was that Lorraine… or a well-dressed decoy from Finance?”
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{Final Chorus – big finish, all voices, confetti vibes}
🎶 It’s the WOW! Magic Mansion—our pride, our stage!
A cabaret of kindness, a glittering cage!
From clue to clue and floor to floor,
You’ll leave with more questions… and so much more! 🎶
🎶 It’s the WOW! Magic Mansion—we roll out the red,
Where WOW! isn’t whispered—it’s shouted instead!
So pinstripe your heart and feather your cheer…
You’ve found the magic—and it’s living right here! 🎶
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[Outro – Spoken with flair, over jazzy flourish]
“Every life matters…
And in this mansion—every life s