Dumb love

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Girl, you walked in, and my IQ dropped,
Started speakin’ gibberish, my brain straight flopped.
Dropped my phone in the toilet tryin’ to text,
Now I’m Googling, “What the hell do I do next?”

I sold my couch just to buy you a drink,
Forgot my wallet, now I’m broke and pink.
Tried to compliment you but it came out wrong,
Now you think I’m a perv—cool, carry on.

(Chorus)
Love makes you dumb as shit, it’s true,
I’d rob a bank if you asked me to.
Jump off a cliff, swim with some sharks,
Tattoo your name on my butt in Comic Sans marks.
You’re gorgeous, you’re chaos, you’re my one desire,
But damn, girl, you set my brain on fire.

(Verse 2)
I wrote you a letter, but it made no sense,
Used “Dear Princess” and fifty emojis hence.
Tried to call you up, dropped my phone in soup,
Now it smells like ramen, and I’m the dope dupe.

I learned to dance just to win your heart,
But my TikTok moves tore my knees apart.
I bought you flowers, but they came half-dead,
Now I’m banned from the florist for the shit I said.

(Chorus)
Love makes you dumb as shit, I swear,
Now I’m Googling, “Does love repair?”
You’re the fire alarm I pulled in a store,
The reason I keep running into doors.
You’re wild, you’re crazy, you’re all I see,
But baby, you’re the glitch in my sanity.

(Bridge)
Tried to impress you with a fancy car,
But it was my neighbor’s, and now I’m barred.
Tried to cook you dinner, burned down my stove,
Now the firefighters all know my love woe.

I bought a plane ticket to meet your cat,
Turns out I went to the wrong goddamn flat.
But you smiled at me and said, “Nice try,”
Now I’m learning to juggle—don’t ask me why.

(Chorus)
Love makes you dumb as shit, no doubt,
Now I’m Googling, “Can love wipe you out?”
You’re the wrecking ball I keep swinging at,
You’re the dartboard, and I’m the flat.
You’re wild, you’re crazy, you’re all I need,
But girl, you’ve got my last brain cell freed.

(Outro)
So here I am, your dumb-ass clown,
Falling harder every time I fall down.
Love makes no sense, but it’s funny as hell,
And girl, you’ve got me under your spell.