Baaaahh!

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Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Judy, and these thwee wadies he-oh are my best friends! I foe-got they-oh names. Okay, let's have FUUUUUUUNNN!!! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-webba-lork! Webba-trur-pibben! Look at us, we are wadies wit' boobies! When we jump up and down, they go, "SMACK!" Let's pweetend we're fire engines: "WAAAAAAaaaaahhh!... WWAAAAAAaaaaahh!.. Chugga-chugga-WWWOOOOOOIOIOIOIO-SH-SH-SHRRREEEEEEHHHHHHHH-buh-buh-buh-duck-TRRRAAAAHH-gl-LUUuuurrmmm-" ("FUKK!! JESUS, rrrrrr, Jee- JEEESUS HAD TANGLED PUBIC HAIR!! FUKK!!!.. JESUS FUKKER!!.. NWAAAH!! PUBIC HAIR!!! I'm sowwy, guys... I can't contwol it when it happens. Just the sad tru- DICK VEINS!!... Oh, God... Sowwy, evewy-body. Ummmmm....") WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-nem-vup-pah-airck--RRRIIIIILLLV! Look at some dust, and dwink a gwass of donkey juice! I have wed owies all over my little caboose! GAR-GAR-GAR-GAR-FUH-VUH-ROE-KNEE-TAH-DAAAAAAHHHH!! We went to school for WAY too long! Brrrrawrrrr, shilly-willy-brain stone snaps on the twif- ("BwlwlllAAAAHH!! SHITT SORCERER!! Oh, geez... Not good-VAGINAS AND POOP CLOWNS!! Swaaaaammmmm-DEAD PUBIC HAIR NEST OF FUKK!!! Welllllll-nnnwwaaaaAAAAAAHHH!! CURLED BALLS!! PO-... -POTATO URETHRA!!!.. HMMPH!! Bwah!! Hennnnb-GOD!! WHAT THE FUKK?!!....") Some of you eat cookies; Some of you smell! Point the vent at Trent, And wave-("I'M WIGGLING!!! FUKK!! God damn it-... -BIG NOSES!! AAAAGGHHHH!!! BIG WIGGLING NOSES!! I'M WIGGLING LIKE A DAMAGED DOCTOR, YOU HORSE KUNT BITCH NIPPLES!! Oh, forget it... I give up!.. ZEBRA!! ZEBRA FUKK MAN!!! Oh, my god.... SHITT!!! GOOSE TITTS!!! Okay, I give up now... BYE-BYE!!") WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! WE ARE FWENDS!! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-sister-butter-practical-suh-suh-suh-SANDWICH BONE- ("-BUFFALO NIPPLE SHITT!!! REGULAR EGGS!! Weeeee-ooooooo-... -FAT!! FAT!! BIG FAT SCARECROW LOG SHITT!! RrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAWAH!!! FLICK A KUNT SCRATCH!! DwwwaaaaAAAAAHHH!! THE JANITOR'S HOT, WET DIK!!! BANSHEE VAGINAS!!") Okay... so, hope you enjoyed the show, everyone. Good night! Have a great night! ("FLICK MY TANGLED PUBIC HAIR!!!")