Hello Earl

Lyrics

“Hello Earl” (To the tune of “Goodbye Earl” by The Dixie Chicks) Mary and Paige were the best of friends All through their high school days Both members of the bride squad Even dreamed of matching wedding days Mary found a love that was strong and true And it came right out of the blue She called Paige up after school And said, “Girl, you won’t believe who!” Chorus: Hello Earl We’re so glad that you’re here You’ve stolen Mary’s heart, it’s clear We’ll try not to give you too much grief But hey, we’ve got a few tips On how to keep the peace Mary said, “I found my love, he’s a keeper, Paige Earl makes me feel so grand” Paige said, “Just remember, girl You’re marrying a guy, not a man-child!” The vows were spoken, the rings exchanged Mary whispered, “Please don’t snore!” As they danced the night away And Earl’s two left feet hit the floor Chorus: Hello Earl We’re so glad that you’re here You’ve stolen Mary’s heart, it’s clear Now the day has come, no turning back You’ve got a lifetime of “Does this dress make me look fat?” Now Mary and Earl live happily In a home full of quirky love Paige visits often, with jokes to share And a wine glass always above They laugh about that wedding day And how Earl tripped over his shoes Mary just shakes her head and says, “Well, at least he said ‘I do!’” Final Chorus: Hello Earl You’ve made our Mary’s life complete Even if you’re a little offbeat We’re thankful that you’re in her world As her partner, love, and guide Here’s to this crazy ride!