Conspiracy

Lyrics

[Intro] (Something ain't right, y'all...) I've been connecting dots that nobody sees But trust me fam, I'm bout to spill these theories [Verse 1] Yo, my cereal box got me thinking deep The mascot's eyes follow me while I'm tryna eat My toaster's timer? Always off by two Can't be coincidence, I'm telling you The neighbor's cat walks by at twelve each day Recording my moves, that's all I'm gonna say My phone keeps showing ads for stuff I need Before I need it - yeah, they're watching me Been taking notes since Monday afternoon My sandwich tastes different, something's up real soon The mailman switches routes when I'm outside Too many patterns, can't take this ride [Chorus] Everything connected, best believe (What?) I got the proof right here up my sleeve (For real?) From A to Z, it's plain to see (Uh-huh) Y'all sleeping while I crack the mystery (They don't want you to know, they don't want you to know) [Verse 2] The weather app? It's lying to my face Traffic lights turn red at my own pace My microwave counts down in sync with planes Flying overhead - let me explain The vending machine ate my dollar bill Same day my houseplant's leaves turned teal Coincidence? Nah, that ain't the case They're testing frequencies in this place [Bridge] Hold up, wait a minute, let me break it down (The truth is coming) Every little detail in this whole damn town (Can't hide it now) Connected by invisible lines so clear If y'all would only open up your third ear! [Verse 3] Now peep this - every pizza shop in town Forms a perfect triangle upside down The pigeons work for someone, that's for sure They got them tiny cameras, maybe more My neighbor's WiFi name changed yesterday Right when Mars aligned with Milky Way The construction site across the street Been digging for two years - what's underneath? [Chorus] Everything connected, best believe (What?) I got the proof right here up my sleeve (For real?) From A to Z, it's plain to see (Uh-huh) Y'all sleeping while I crack the mystery (They don't want you to know, they don't want you to know) [Outro] Just wait until I tell y'all about the squirrels... (Stay woke!)