Lyrics

**[Verse 1 - Funny Start]**
Come on over, sit on Mark's lap,
While we sing you a tune ‘bout your awesome recap!
You’re leaving us, Chris, what a terrible crime,
But hey, we’ll roast you and toast you at the same time!

**[Chorus - Sweet and Funny Blend]**
Oh Chris, we’ll miss you, it’s true,
Can’t believe you chose Jason Manford, not Jimmy Carr too!
Alex Hind knew more data than you—what a twist,
But your laugh and your banter will truly be missed!

**[Verse 2 - Nostalgia with a Smile]**
You were one of the first to make me smile,
With your David Brent vibes and inappropriate style.
Channel 4’s lucky, but tea won’t be as great,
Mwah, Knob Face, we’ll miss your office state!

**[Bridge - Legacy and Jokes]**
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse—poof!
No more inappropriate banter under this roof.
Your iPerform legacy haunts us still,
But now it’s Channel 4’s reports you’ll thrill!

**[Chorus - Sweet Memories]**
Oh Chris, we’ll miss you, it’s true,
Thanks for the care, the laughs, the energy too.
From team days to guidance, you’ve always been there,
Now go make your iWatch and give Channel 4 a scare!

**[Verse 3 - Heartfelt Farewell]**
Thanks for backing us up, taking one for the team,
Through the chaos and madness, you’ve been the dream.
You’ve been our joker, our rock, our fountain of smarts,
Now we send you off with love in our hearts.

**[Outro - Group Sing-Along]**
So goodbye, Chris, it’s time to part ways,
The office won’t be the same in the coming days.
But Channel 4’s gain is our massive loss,
We’ll miss you, mate—you’ve always been boss!