Lyrics

(INTRO SKIT – starts with iPhone message notification sound SPOKEN WORD / PREACHER STYLE starts talking Slow and heavy, with southern baptist preacher reverence,charisma, over exaggerated)

This ain’t security…
It’s charity.
So put your hands together, I am the proof
That the Lord is true.
Since Mr. HogLeg just reached out.
And blessed you

(VERSE 1 – THE WARNING SHOT 100% confidence, bar spaced for impact.)

“Get the meat off my phone 4 u end up alone,
Your girl wont just b peekin, she blowin’ up my phone
I aint tryna ruin homes-just protectin yo dome
Im throwin u a bone — you dont even know,
You’d b at home alone while she on my cone.

Apple better wipe this phone,
before a meat leak ends up on her phone.
Got her change’n uptone, beg’n 2 give me dome.
She saw a leak, of daddy HogLegs meat
Both knees weak an beg’n for me 2 cum beat”

(HOOK x2)
“This ain’t security, it’s CHAAARITY
Tossin out bones, just tryn 2B fair
iCloud full of sins, yeah I’m sparin’ it

Call Steve Jobs, tell him come back!
Before your girl see the steak an ready to attack.
I’m just tryna help u keep ur throne.
But she seen HogLeg and she aint goin’ home.”

(Verse 2)
“This ain’t paranoia — this is public defense,
‘Cause your girl saw my pics and climbed the white picket fence.

I’m toss’n yall bones, this aint a flex,
Apple better let me nuke this phone,
Or your girl be beg’n to sit on my throne.

Steve Jobs, wake up — we need the divine
step up Jobs, its ur time.
Cause if I don’t wipe this phone.
They wife's will be mine.
No more marriages
No more time,
They Husbands wont be fine”

(HOOK x1 same as above)


(VERSE 3 – SURGICAL COCKINESS)
“Im still the threat, and too grown,
My phone vibrate and her heart just moans.
She peek once, now she ghostin’ her man,
Sayin’ “I need HogLeg, not a lil’ hand.”

I don’t want your girl, I’m just passin’ throu,
But she saw the steak, now she chewin’ on the truth.
I ain’t tryin’ to boast, just protectin’ the land —
My meat got gravity, bro, planets change plans.”

(BRIDGE – CHOPPED & SCREWED INTERLUDE)
“Call Steve Jobs… tell him we got a Code THICC.”
“Ladies cross state lines for a taste of that HogStick.”
“This phone ain’t a device… it’s a threat level meat missile.”

(VERSE 4– FINAL BLOW)
“I ain’t in danger — I am the risk.
My iPhone’s cursed, to fill her thirst.
These ain’t leaks — they’s marital shifts,
Turn nuns to freaks with a double-click.

Cryin at home, they dont know what went wrong.
But HogLeg showed up and the wed’n ring gone.
This charity aint free, its a digital cleanse,
Delete or repeat, that’s how the cycle ends.”

(OUTRO HOOK + FADE)
“This aintsecurity — it’s CHAAARITY!
Y’all ain’t ready for this clarity.
Throw’n you a bone, while I sit top of my throne.
Try’n to save a life one reset at a time…
But Apple trippin’, lettin’ this hog ride online.
Bet’a pray to your divine,
That mine vine don’t leak.
If it do, you wont be doin fine
She’d b on Hogs meat, let’n me break her spine.
She wants me to make her mine”