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My name is Mikey and this is a story about my mom.
Her name is Sarah and she is a Elvis impersonator who's really dumb.
For her kids birthdays she would take them out for a night on the town.
Only to use her kids to pick up change off the ground.
She would then use the money to buy smokes and scratch games.
She would sleep with the homeless men down the river for a sip of booze.
But not before she had given the bums a sad which had there pecker green ooze.
One time my friend shane wanted to sleep with her so bad.
He dressed up as Elvis and she let hit him them old sand bags.
When Sarah was younger she was always broke and hungry.
Now as a adult she leaves crumbs on plates to feed her family.
One time Sarah seen a picture of Mike's Wang.
He blamed it on me but she knew it was his because she always had his tang.
Her eye used to be straight and used to be normal with a room with a view.
Untill she woke up from the dream and was a crazy old lady who came from mayview.
I don't know how she made kids when she don't even like sex.
Like a wet paper bag laying in a rainstorm blowing up and down steps.
I tried to be Mike's step-dad but Sarah said I didn't have enough change.
But was checking me out after she seen I had overflowing ashtrays.
See Mikey thought he dad was mean because he used to hit his mom
But the truth in reality he was trying to fix her crooked eye that her uncle messed up by clapping them cheeks with his thumb.
Mikey always wanted another sibling and expected me to give her mom my seed.
But I said oh no way in he'll I'd rather scratch my eyes put and bleed..
Mike has been in the closet for the longest time
He even slept with my pill popping sister who was super high.
Mike would sleep over my house and pretend he was my friend. When all he wanted was a lap dance and good money dance from my drunk mom.. mike tried to hide it but I could seen the green on his face.
Lied and said he ate something that was 2 years old in the fridge because that's what my mom kept in her place.
Mikey called himself a friend to only use me and robby to get to our moms. .
He would wait untill they passed out from drugs and booze then he would go in unprotected and get him some.
But Mike thought I was sleeping and I wanted to catch him at the end of the day.
So I let him continue because he was blowing me and I said fuck it hay hay.
But what he did after I came into his mouth. He was a gentleman by sharing it with my mom by spitting it into her mouth