Lyrics

[Intro – CALEB, whispering like he’s been thinking too long]
CALEB:
Ms. Mae’s ain’t a diner. It’s a threshold. A blur.
Where time gets sleepy and smells like butter and fur.
You don’t walk in—you arrive sideways,
And you better bring appetite… and grace for the strange.
[Verse 1 – FRANK, solemn and fishy, clutching an empty bucket]
FRANK:
I brought trout in once. Still flappin’. Still wise.
It looked me in the soul with its egg-shaped eyes.
Told me the gravy’s a mirror, the ketchup a rune—
And the hushpuppies hum in harmonic monsoon.
Folks don’t understand—this here’s the veil.
You eat deep enough, your ancestors inhale.
Ms. Mae don’t serve food. She serves context.
Eat slow. Blink less. The tea knows what’s next.
[Hook – ALL CHARACTERS, syncopated and rising]
🎵 Ms. Mae’s is a door, not a place.
Tuesdays echo like soup in space.
Sit, child, sit—let your shadow rest.
The menu ain’t printed. It’s guessed.
No clocks. No maps. No phone calls through.
But the pie remembers, and the pickles do too.
The door swings twice. The bell don’t lie.
And no one knows who brought the sky. 🎵
[Verse 2 – CHRISTINA, humming, fingering floating salt]
CHRISTINA:
This ain’t decor—it’s a psychic event.
These placemats read minds, and the napkins repent.
I once dated a biscuit that knew four moons.
Left me for cobbler with jazz bassoons.
I cast a charm in the gumbo last fall—
Now every ladle speaks ancient drawl.
Mac says I’m trouble, but he still shows up.
Because Tuesday’s a craving. Not just a sup.
[Verse 3 – TERRY, barefoot, wet, smiling]
TERRY:
Ishhh. I stepped into the mop bucket and saw my own birth.
Ishhh. I waved at myself from inside the earth.
There’s a whisper in the fryer, and it knows my name.
Says “Terry… you’re broth in the eternal flame.”
Ish is love. Ish is heat.
Ish is that squish beneath your seat.
Don’t define this place, don’t question the stew—
Just ish on through. That’s what I do.
[Verse 4 – GLEN, standing on a table with two forks crossed like swords]
GLEN:
FUCKING SLAYER!
This booth is a chapel and a mosh pit too.
I baptized myself in bean juice, true.
Motörhead carved riffs in the tile one night—
Still buzzes if you listen just right.
I saw the pepper shaker weep for war.
Mac bit into a roll and opened a door.
And Ms. Mae just nodded and refilled his tea—
Like this was all normal. Like gravity agrees.
[Final Chorus – ALL CHARACTERS, triumphant, absurd, sacred]
🎵 Ms. Mae’s is a door you don’t recall finding.
But inside, your soul starts softly unwinding.
Tuesday is constant. Tuesday don’t care.
It’s now, it’s forever, it’s cornbread in air.
Don’t run. Don’t ask. Don’t hope to explain—
Just eat. Just laugh. Just sip through the strain.
Time don’t apply. Reality slips.
And if your fork hums? Take smaller sips. 🎵
[Outro – MS. MAE, calmly from behind the pie rack]
MS. MAE:
"Refills are free.
And yes, the gravy’s humming again.
Just Tuesday bein’ Tuesday."