Follow or Sit

Songtekst

[Intro - Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the chair! He is sitting so professionally... For the next thirty days, we chase ten K! But if nobody follows—he stays right there! [Verse 1 - Male Lead] I got my slippers, my snacks, my serious face, Three tiny pillows taking up first place. I’m watching that follow button like it owes me rent, My knees are on vacation, my posture is bent. [Pre-Chorus - Call and Response] Announcer: What happens when you follow? Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: What happens when you don’t? Crowd: He sits in that chair! Lead: I’m waiting so calmly, I’m waiting with flair, One tap on the screen and I’m out of my chair! [Chorus - Catchy Loop] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Make the chair alarm! Ten K in thirty days, bring the lucky charm! FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Everybody shout! GET UP AND DANCE—then we figure it out! Follow, follow, follow, let the whole room know, No follow? I sit. Someone follows? GO! [Announcer] You heard the rules! Follow means movement! No follow means premium furniture testing! [Verse 2 - Male Lead] I’ve been sitting so long, my chair knows my name, It sends me reminders: “Are we going live again?” My water bottle says, “Brother, please stand,” But I’m guarding this cushion like a one-man band. [Call and Response] Announcer: Step one! Crowd: FOLLOW! Announcer: Step two! Crowd: DM ME! Announcer: Step three! Crowd: GET STARTED! Announcer: Step four! Crowd: COPY THE PAGE! Announcer: Step five! Crowd: GO LIVE! Announcer: And then? Crowd: REPEAT! [Chorus] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Make the chair alarm! Ten K in thirty days, bring the lucky charm! FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Everybody shout! GET UP AND DANCE—then we figure it out! Follow, follow, follow, let the whole room know, No follow? I sit. Someone follows? GO! [Dance Break - Crowd Chants] Hey! Left foot, right foot, tiny little turn! Shake what you’ve got before the cushion starts to burn! Ten K! Thirty days! Move it, don’t delay! Follow came through—now wiggle this way! [Comedic Stop - Announcer] GET UP AND DANCE! [Dance Break - Male Lead] I’m up! I’m up! Look at me go! My chair is shocked, it said, “Who is this pro?” One little shuffle, two little hops, My internet career has finally left the props! [Comedic Punchline - Announcer] Okay, okay, that was enough cardio. SIT BACK DOWN! [Bridge - Call and Response] FOLLOW! DM ME! GET STARTED! COPY THE PAGE! GO LIVE! REPEAT! [Final Chorus - Loopable] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Make the chair alarm! Ten K in thirty days, bring the lucky charm! FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Everybody shout! GET UP AND DANCE—then we figure it out! No follow? I sit, looking cool and rare. Someone follows? GET UP AND DANCE! Now sit back down and guard that chair! [Outro - Announcer] Ten K in thirty days! Follow, DM, get started, copy the page, go live, repeat! And if the next follow comes in... GET UP AND DANCE!