Curt cobaine

Lyrics

fat girls and scooters are fun to ride ,
untill your friends see you
if I remember your eye colour
it’s cause you got small boobs
behind every fat chick’s a glamour
BITCH MOVE
Aint black but I love roots
im kunta kin-tay on the juice
reparations paid in Pussy joose
my memory’s so bad
that’s what I got a clear conscience

im van damn but less gay
im vin diesel but less lame
wesley snipes with more game
im John ceena but less vain
im Clint Eastwood with better aim
im Arnold but less Mcbaine
im Dwayne the rock with bigger frame
im tom cruise with personali-tay
im Stallone but can understand what I say
im mickey rourke but less Ugg-lay
im Sean Connery with ten fold the puss-ay
im vin diesel but less poof-ay
im Jason stratham, but less like pikey
im Steven segal but girls like me
im denzel but with more cream
im Mr. T with far more bling
Bruce Lee with a bigger ding Ding
swayzee but more hip thrusting
im marky mark but I can sing
im ARLI but my bedroom the ring
Ryan Reynolds before green lan-tin
im samual L without the rant-in
im Kurt cobaine with more Brains ‘ n
im Liam Neeson but don’t go chasing

she’s like my baby toe
banged her on all the furniture in the dorm
banged her harder than a screen door in a storm

sex drive of a rabbit
what’s up doc
I’ll tell you what’s up
can you guess ?
it’s my
cok
why did my sperm cross the road ?
because I wore the wrong socks
dated twins once
(“how did u tell them apart”)
Lexi had blonde hair
and Steve had a
cock

lay down and pretend your legs hate each other
like this leg is your estranged mother
now show me that leak
you’ve called the plumber
strap her down cause she a jumper

lost my virginity can I have yours
I sent that girl back home a
whore
rode me like a god damb stock horse
had that virgin screaming yee-haw

she’s like my baby toe
banged her on all the furniture in the dorm
banged her harder than a screen door in a storm