
---
{Verse 1 ā Funky Groove, Mild Panic}
{Bass groove, light drums, playful funky rhythm starts}
š¶ When I moved in, I had a duffel bag...
A couple flannels, some jeans, not bad.
She had boxes labeled "Skincare - Face,"
"Body - Summer," and " Lingerie - Lace." š¶ (Wait, what?)
š¶ The shower had one bottle, maybe two,
Conditioner? Shampoo? Thatās all I do!
But hers looks like a whole damn store...
Do we own a spa now?! What is all this for?! š¶
{Music pauses, comedic beat}
---
[Chorus ā Big, Dramatic, Overwhelmed]
[Full band kicks in ā dramatic funky groove, exaggerated vocal energy]
š¶ Why is there SO MUCH STUFF?!
How do you need this much STUFF?!
Babe, I love ya, but good LORD above yaā
HOW MANY BODY SPRAYS IS ENOUGH?! š¶ [Gags from the overpowering floral mist in the air.]
---
[Verse 2 ā Laundry Confusion]
[Funky bass continues, light drum shuffle, playful frustration in delivery]
Folding clothes should be easy as hell
But somehow your closetās shaped like a spell?!
These shirts? Cropped. This dress? Wrapped.
These pants? Waitā they donāt even have a back?! (What the hell?)
My shirts are rectangles, plain and fine.
Yours come in seventeen different kinds!
Babe, I love you, but please explainā
How does a skirt turn into a cape?!
[Music pauses for comedic timing as she stares at a pile of confusing clothes.]
[A loose bra strap whips her in the face.]
---
[Chorus ā Funky, Desperate, and Defeated]
[Chorus returns, slightly bigger instrumentation, backing vocals echoing āSTUFF! STUFF!ā]
Why is there SO MUCH STUFF?!
How do you need this much STUFF?!
I wear a hoodie, sheās got options galoreā
What do you mean thatās last seasonās couture?! (I donāt even know what that means!)
---
[Bridge ā Make-Up Chaos]
[Music slows slightly, bass gets groovier, spoken-word build-up into chaos]
š¶ Babe, your makeup is all over the sink...
I got a toothbrush and maybe some zinc.
But this is powders, bottles, and dustā
Which oneās blush, and which oneās rust?! š¶
š¶ I hand her an eyeshadow, she rolls her eyes...
"Thatās blush." OH, OKAY, SURE, I TRIED.
I just nod and hand her war paint instead...
Waitāwhy does this spray set whatās already on your head?! š¶ (Seriously, why?)
[Beat drops dramatically]
---
[Final Chorus ā Full Acceptance, But Still Confused, even bigger energy, slight key change for maximum exasperation]
š¶ Why is there SO MUCH STUFF?!
How do you need this much STUFF?!
I donāt get it, I never willā
But, babe, youāre hot, so fine, go fill
Every damn drawer, every inch of space...
Just donāt touch my sideāI need ONE place. š¶ (Please.)
[Music fades out]
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