
meet Jason
his friends call him cypress
heās always taking hits from that bong
insane in the membrane is his theme song
plays that track all damb day long
that mother fucker still gets the words wrong
common sense has long been and gone
all his cents and dollars got withdrawn
out chasing that imaginary dragon
whatās the worst that can happen
gets his gear cut from Sharon
whoās gets her shit from Karen
which is a coincidence cause sharing is care-en
but sharon hates karen and Karen hates sharon
meet Steve
ever since he heard about some government plan
to abduct Jackie chan
heās now screaming (āWATCH OUT FOR THOSE AMERICANS ā)
next thing you know heās on a one way to Afghanistan
found him ten years later running some kind of taliban with one hand
those Afghanies got some hectic contraband
meet Garry
Garry got this thift store kind of flair
and Stevie wonders far off stare
heās begging for tick,
gets paid tonight he swears
but the cunt policy means
heāll have to wait till then
now heās all religious asking for drugs in his prayers
itās like he thinks that drugs will just magically appear
now heās screaming on the floor been reduced to tears
heās making vows to Satan and heās really switched gears
heās hiding in a ceiling living in absolute fear
heās vowed himself to Satan who at any time might appear
to burn in a pipe for eternity without any gear
meet James
heās always low on the change
tends to just suck dick in exchange
thats why his teeth are re-arranged
but see james aināt gay
so sucking dick itās a pain
James just has to be brave
(ācāmon im sure this is safeā)
next ļæ¼thing James got a hemmorigeād brain
hes ruptured his cerebrum Vein
now James needs even more drugs to help with the pain
the hemmoridge certainly makes the drugs seem tame
heās simply high from his blood thin-ang
now james is screaming (āHELP IVE BEEN DRUGGEDā)
heās tripping balls thinking the whole place has been bugged
the police show up and all james wants is a hug
his cousin Kenny tells him (āhey man SHUT UPā)
Kenny heās out chasing phantom dollars
come what may
his words are all displaced his shoes unlaced
but Kennyās just naturally off his face
the shit heās been smoking has been laced
with the main ingredient in cake
heās just high on bicarbonate everyday
and wonders why he canāt get high like jake
but unlike Kenny Jakeās drugs arnāt fake
but Jake canāt understand why he gets so much hate
Jakes to lazy to steal your things he just sleeps all day.
Canāt get a job because hes off his face
blowing up the Internet with built up hate
spreading conspiracies he loves to debate
call 1 8 hundred uppers and creepers , trips and sleepers
got stuff that blasts your god damb speakers , wears the soles of your sneakers
stuff that tweaks us, ultimately peaks ya
I got shit in the litres, I got lines in the meters
shit thatās neat as, that goes straight to your penis (āhahahahaha PENISā)
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