Lyrics
**[INTRO]**
Oh, gather ‘round, folks, I've got a tale to tell,
Of treacherous moments, where farts don’t go well.
In public places, with a grin on my face,
The bravest of choices, I just can’t erase.
**[VERSE 1]**
There I was at the mall, feeling light as a breeze,
Thought I’d sneak out a toot, oh, I aimed to please.
With a puff and a sigh, I eased my own load,
But the air turned toxic, and my cheeks felt bold!
People around me blinked and held their noses tight,
I just raised my hands, said “The baby’s alright!”
**[CHORUS]**
Let’s live in this moment, the future is unclear.
Why worry for tomorrow when today is finally here!?
We won’t be forced to live in fear,
We’ll listen to our hearts - and we’ll face the consequences every time we trust a fart.
**[VERSE 2]**
Next time at the park, I thought, “What a dream!”
Took a chance on that breeze, oh, I needed to beam.
But this queasy sensation turned into a blast,
Like a roaring thunderstorm, it hit me so fast!
I glanced at the dogs, said “They must’ve been bad,”
While people just stared, shaking heads, looking mad.
**[CHORUS]**
Let’s live in this moment, the future is unclear.
Why worry for tomorrow when today is finally here!?
We won’t be forced to live in fear,
We’ll listen to our hearts - and we’ll face the consequences every time we trust a fart.
**[BRIDGE]**
Oh, I knew it was risky, a gamble on luck,
Each squishy decision, felt like pure muck.
From the bus to the bar, I continued my art,
But the odor’s a reminder, “You should’ve been smart!”
**[VERSE 3]**
Last week at the gym, thought I’d sneak it again,
An innocent culture, surely won’t cause pain.
But a sputter escaped, oh, what a loud sound,
Soon I joined the ranks of “the smelly ones,” bound!
Flushed like a cherry, I bolted out quick,
But alas, poor old me
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