Rachel and Daylon
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[INTRO]
Oh, Rachel, what a tale we’ve got,
A love story twisted, but it’s burning hot.
Daylon, her hubby, with a grumpy frown,
In the world of romance, he’s let her down.
[VERSE 1]
Rachel wakes up, another brand-new day,
But the first sound she hears makes her want to sway,
A rumble from Daylon, oh what a start,
Covers up her ears, clutching her heart.
She wishes for romance, a sweet serenade,
But all he gives her is a flatulent charade.
[CHORUS]
Oh, Daylon, why can’t you see?
Your grumpy face and those farts aren’t for me,
Love’s supposed to make my heart glow,
But your diesel engine’s stealing the show!
[VERSE 2]
At dinner he sighs, rolls his eyes with disdain,
While Rachel just thinks, "It’s a flatulent chain!"
Every meal they share just ends in despair,
She dreams of sweet nothings, but who’s got that air?
She searches for beauty behind that tough outer shell,
But Daylon’s grumpiness is casting a spell.
[CHORUS]
Oh, Daylon, why can’t you see?
Your grumpy face and those farts aren’t for me,
Love’s supposed to make my heart glow,
But your diesel engine’s stealing the show!
[BRIDGE]
Rachel’s heart wanders, to someone so sweet,
A guy with a smile, and he doesn’t repeat,
She dreams of adventures, laughter with grace,
But here she is stuck with Daylon’s grimace.
[CHORUS]
Oh, Daylon, why can’t you see?
Your grumpy face and those farts aren’t for me,
Love’s supposed to make my heart glow,
But your diesel engine’s stealing the show!
[HOOK]
What’s a girl to do with a grumpy statue?
A love so stale, feels like déjà vu.
Maybe it’s time for a heart reconsider,
To find someone new who makes her feel better.
[OUTRO]
So Rachel may wander, find her own way,
With Daylon’s old farts, she’s had her say.
Love’s meant to lift you,