The Whimsical Woods
Slow orchestral movement, Experimental Choir, very awkward and strange vocalsLyrics
Patrick Googayre was a purple bear.
He had human pubic hair on his derriere.
His mom said, "Hey, There! There's some food, I'll tell you where,
But when you find it don't just stare - bring it home, and we'll all share!"
So Patrick Googayre left his home without a care.
On his way, he sang his very own song he wroooote...
His son went,
"REEEEAWWWAAAAEHREHREHR-boo-goo-boo-bihboowwwwwww.
Walla-RAWR!-zizzeh-GROCK!
PUHA-GRRRR-SNALLAH-wibzej-yohriggent-FAAAAVVVAAAAAAA!!!!-neppa-wheppa-JOOOOUUUURRRRENDFEGG!!!!!
Neow-noew-fooreese. Bleeehhh chombarombeedoo.
Fi-fih-feddle-gome-beetrajah-FARB-a-lappy-GRIIIIG!!!!!!"
Now, Jennifer Grouse was a very funny mouse.
She would wear her favorite blouse, but not even leave her house.
She did not have a spouse, and her best friend was a louse.
When she saw fires, she'd yell, "OUST!", get her water can, and house.
So Jennifer Grouse had to get out of her house.
She went for a leisurely stroll, and sang this original sooooooooonnng...:
"KLEBBEH-KLEBBEH-KLEBBEH-KLEBBEH!!!!!!!!
Narrrrrr-behtiltiltiltiltil-frehvehfrehvehfrehvehfrehvehfrehvehfrehvehfrehvehnyowntrellllllll gurrna pibbih-RRRRREEEEEOOOOEEERRRRRRR!!!!!
BRRRRRAIG!!! BIH
M M Y GUY DRENK GROONTAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!
Zzzzzzaaaaarnnnnizzzzz, prehbehprehbeh lllllllooouuuuuutrrrrrohihohihohiheeeezzzzzz....
BELLELBOHL!!!! CREE-AEH-FOE-GONES!!!
RAWANEEPOGOHFROHVOHTRRRRRAAAIIIYOGAH!!!"
Animals are cool as fuck, but they should never be allowed to make their own songs!