Gone Campin'!
Dorky kid's song a-la Barney The Purple Dinosaur, silly nerdy male singer, acoustic guitar, upbeat, happy-go-luckyLyrics
(HWAAAAAA-HWA-HWA-hwa-hwaaaaaaa!!!!... Well, HELLO, boys and girls! My name's STEVEN PENIS!! HWWAAAAA-HWAH-hwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!!... Okay! Let's sing a song together about graveyards and severed genitals and self-raping zombies! Sound fun?!... Yeah... I thought so, too!... Okaaaayyy, her we GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!....)
Hey there, Brent! What's all that grunting outside the tent?
Why don't you unzip the little side vent,
And have yourself a see?...
"Um, guess what, Steven? You telling me to look out there was not without reason!
Some really fucked up old guy just tore off hlis own pleasing stick,
And now he's using it to violently stab himself in his own asshole!"
Holy shit, Brent!! We need to get the fuck up out this tent,
And then, we need to ditch the whole damn encampment!
I don't wanna die because some old dude stabbed me in the chest with his dismembered penis!!
"Sounds like a plan, Steven! On the count of 'three' -
One... Two........ THREE!!!"
Well, Steven and Brent ran like two black guys running from the cops in Atlanta, Georgia!
Brent locked eyes with Steven, two steps behind, all heavy breathing, and said, "I know, man. I fuckin' TOLD ya'!"
They ran 'til their legs were all, "FUCK YOU GUYS!",
Then they finally stopped, tears running from their eyes,
And then they both realized simultaneously that camping in the graveyard overnight was a REALLY BAD IDEA!!!!!...
(WELL, THAT was really FUN, kids!.. Yeah, I had a good time, too!! Don't go home and rip your OWN pee-pees off, trying to be like that weird old man now, y'hear?... THAT would also be a REALLY BAD IDEA!!! HHHWWWWWAAAAAAAAA-HWA-HWA-HWA-hwa-hwa-ha-ha-hhhhwwwWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhh!!!!!!! Okay, g'night, ya' twisted little BASTARDS!!! I LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!!!)
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