Counting Tubes and Tips
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[Verse]
Jose's got a job that's making him groan,
Countin' tubes and tips, wishin' he was home.
From dawn to dusk he taps his toes,
Dreamin' of something more than rows and rows.
[Verse 2]
Big bad boss says, "Hey, it's your time,"
"Countin' all these tubes, don't mess with the line."
Jose rolls his eyes, but takes his pen,
Another day, another tube, it's nine A.M.
[Chorus]
Countin’ tubes and tips, what a drag,
Jose's dreamin' of a life less nag.
Big bad boss says, "Don't worry, it's fine,"
But Jose knows he's wasting his time.
[Verse 3]
Lunch break comes, but there's no reprieve,
Jose's list of tubes you wouldn't believe.
Big bad boss walks by with a grin,
"Keep it up, Jose, you're a champion within."
[Verse 4]
He misses the ranch, the wide open space,
Not countin' plastic tips in this cramped little place.
Jose sighs as he thinks of the stars,
Not plastic tubes and fluorescent lightbars.
[Chorus]
Countin’ tubes and tips, what a drag,
Jose's dreamin' of a life less nag.
Big bad boss says, "Don't worry, it's fine,"
But Jose knows he's wasting his time.