Wake Up, Johnny Charlie

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[Verse 1] John wakes up at six in the morning One sock on, the kettle still yawning I call Alexa, “Make a horn!” The whole damn hallway gets reborn [Pre-Chorus] I see Judge by the doorway He says, “You’re up—now move!” I pull the door wide open And stumble into the groove [Chorus] Wake up, shit, Johnny Charlie! You little menace, loud and gnarly Whenever I see you, you make me sick Then you grin, and I fall for the trick I think I adore you—what can I do? I love you so much, you ridiculous goof Whenever I see you, I yell, “What the fuck?” Then save you the last bit of coffee in my cup [Verse 2] You’re hunting for your other shoe Blaming the dog, the clock, the moon You swagger out like you own the place With toothpaste shining on your face [Pre-Chorus] I try to look annoyed You make that stupid face I’m laughing by the doorway While you trip over your lace [Chorus] Wake up, shit, Johnny Charlie! You little menace, loud and gnarly Whenever I see you, you make me sick Then you grin, and I fall for the trick I think I adore you—what can I do? I love you so much, you ridiculous goof Whenever I see you, I yell, “What the fuck?” Then save you the last bit of coffee in my cup [Bridge] Six in the morning, the house is a mess You steal my jacket, I steal your toast You drive me crazy, you know it’s true And somehow the day starts better with you [Final Chorus] Wake up, shit, Johnny Charlie! You little menace, loud and gnarly Whenever I see you, you make me sick Then you grin, and I fall for the trick I think I adore you—what can I do? I love you so much, you ridiculous goof Whenever I see you, I yell, “What the fuck?” Then save you the last bit of coffee in my cup [Outro] Six in the morning, the horn goes off You steal my toast, I call you a slob You make me sick, but I’m stuck on you What the fuck—yeah, I love you too