Goodbye Bald Sean Blues

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh Sean, the bald fuck, we’re here to say,
You make the workday feel like a drag every day.
With your attitude small and your ego so grand,
Time to take a stand ‘gainst this worthless man.

[VERSE 1]
Wakes up in the morning, thinks he’s got it made,
But all he does is sit there, throwing shade.
With coffee in hand, he’s ready to attack,
We’re all just waiting for the moment you’ll crack.

[CHORUS]
Sean is a bald fuck, worthless prick,
Just having him around makes us sick.
A cocksucker of a boss, it’s plain to see,
You let him go, it would be like a jubilee!

[VERSE 2]
Emails filled with nonsense, meetings in a haze,
We sarcastically smile in a desperate phase.
His feedback is toxic, it cuts like a knife,
For us, it’s a struggle, for him, it’s “life.”

[CHORUS]
Sean is a bald fuck, worthless prick,
Just having him around makes us sick.
A cocksucker of a boss, it’s plain to see,
You let him go, it would be like a jubilee!

[BRIDGE]
Oh, the clock ticks slow, but we’ll wait for the day,
When Sean hits the road and just fades away.
No more under his thumb, we’ll thrive and we’ll soar,
Liberty awaits, we’ll walk out the door!

[VERSE 3]
So here’s our anthem, loud and clear,
To the powers that be, it’s time to hear:
We’re tired of the stress and the endless deceit,
Sean, your reign of terror, we’re ready to defeat!

[CHORUS]
Sean is a bald fuck, worthless prick,
Just having him around makes us sick.
A cocksucker of a boss, it’s plain to see,
You let him go, it would be like a jubilee!

[OUTRO]
So here’s to the dawn of a new better day,
With Sean out the door, we’ll find our own way.
Raise a glass, let’s toast to the end of this mess,
Goodbye bald fuck, we’re done with your stress!