ZERO WINS pt2

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[Intro] Yo Mike… We’re almost through the year, man. You gonna win one or what? Andre’s back at it! 😂 [Verse 1] Boot up Mario Party, Mike already stressed, Andre grabs the controller like, “Who’s really next?” Roll that dice, hit the board, yeah, you know the deal, Mike finally gets a Star—Andre’s ready to steal! Coins in Mike’s pocket? Better say goodbye, Andre hit a Boo and Mike wanna know why. Mini-game pops up, Mike says, “This my one!” Thirty seconds later—Andre already won! [Chorus] ⭐ Andre takes the Stars! 🪙 Andre takes the Coins! Mini-game starts—Mike getting destroyed! All year long, man, the streak don’t end, Mike got ZERO WINS—here we go again! ZERO WINS! ZERO WINS! Mike keeps saying, “Run it back again!” ZERO WINS! ZERO WINS! Andre got the crown while Mike just spins! [Verse 2] Mike got twenty Stars? Andre taking twenty-one, Mike sees a bonus Star like, “Finally, I won!” Game does the totals, everybody gets quiet… Andre wins AGAIN—Mike about to start a riot! Button mash? Andre. Puzzle game? Andre. Racing game? Andre. Mike yelling, “THAT AIN’T FAIR!” Whole squad laughing when the scoreboard drops, Mike been chasing one win and the losing never stops. January to December, somebody check the stats, Andre stacking victories like trophies on a rack! [Bridge] Mike said, “Next game, bro, I swear I got you!” Andre said, “You said that the last forty-two!” 😂 One Star left, Mike thinks he’s alive— Andre calls Boo like, “Thanks for the five!” [FINAL CHORUS] Andre takes the Stars! Andre takes the Coins! Every mini-game—Mike getting destroyed! Three… two… one… there’s the scoreboard again— Another Andre victory… MIKE GOT ZERO WINS! ZERO! ZERO! ZERO WINS! Whole year gone and he still can’t win! ZERO! ZERO! RUN IT AGAIN! Maybe next year, Mike… Maybe next year. 🎤