Mar's Crooked Socks

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mar walks in late With that crooked grin Hiding whoopee cushions In a lunchroom bin His backpack smells like Gym socks and rain And every hallway whisper Ends with his name [Pre-Chorus] He taps your shoulder Then he’s gone Your chair gets taped up Right before the gong You try to stay mad But you start to laugh 'Cause Mar’s got tricks And he’s all in on that [Chorus] Mar smells like feet Mar smells like feet He leaves a bad joke Under your seat Mar smells like feet Mar smells like feet But you can’t stay mad When he pulls that stunt on me [Verse 2] He swapped my alarm For a buzzing toy Put googly eyes On the principal’s door Hot sauce in the cupcakes Glitter in the glue He’s got a whole toolbox Of nonsense for you [Pre-Chorus] Sneakers by the lockers Vanished again Now there’s a fake snake In the vending den You roll your eyes He gives that look Like he’s already three steps Ahead of the book [Chorus] Mar smells like feet Mar smells like feet He leaves a bad joke Under your seat Mar smells like feet Mar smells like feet But you can’t stay mad When he pulls that stunt on me [Bridge] One day, one day He’ll get caught Caught in his own mess With the plot he bought But when the whole room Starts cracking up Mar bows like a king And calls it luck [Final Chorus] Mar smells like feet Mar smells like feet He leaves a bad joke Under your seat Mar smells like feet Mar smells like feet He’s a disaster And that’s why he’s sweet