Miss Flexible

歌词

[Intro] Uh-oh, clear the floor Miss Flexible at the door Left foot, right foot, bend that rule Everybody loosen up, keep it cool [Verse 1] She walked in carrying a folding chair Said, “I brought options, baby, handle with care” One knee high, then a sideways slide Turned a simple two-step into a carnival ride She can reach for the hat on the top shelf Tie both shoes without bending herself The DJ said, “Ma’am, how’d you do that trick?” She said, “Good posture and a playlist that hits!” [Pre-Chorus] Roll it like a ribbon, twist it like a spoon Make room by the speakers, she’ll be there soon No need for a map, no need for a plan If your joints say “maybe,” she says “yes, I can!” [Chorus] Miss Flexible, bend it with a smile Slide to the left, then stretch it out a while Miss Flexible, make the whole room laugh Fold like a beach towel, then bounce right back Move your body, don’t fight the groove Wiggle what you’ve got and find your smoothest move Miss Flexible, everybody say her name When she hits that pose, the dance floor changes shape [Verse 2] She does a backbend by the snack machine Still reaches for the chips, looking fresh and clean One arm waving while her shoulders do a shimmy Her balance so strong, even the floor gets dizzy She can moonwalk forward, crab-walk in heels Make a pretzel pose and still check her meals The bouncer asked, “Is that legal in here?” She said, “I’m just stretching, darling, nothing to fear!” [Bridge] Hands on your knees, now lean to the side Keep your drink upright, let your confidence ride Dip, dip, dip, then straighten your spine If you pull something, blame the bassline [Chorus] Miss Flexible, bend it with a smile Slide to the left, then stretch it out a while Miss Flexible, make the whole room laugh Fold like a beach towel, then bounce right back Move your body, don’t fight the groove Wiggle what you’ve got and find your smoothest move Miss Flexible, everybody say her name When she hits that pose, the dance floor changes shape [Outro] Flex, flex, flexible Cute, hilarious, unforgettable Flex, flex, flexible Miss Flexible runs the whole club schedule