Miss Flexible

歌词

[Verse 1] Stepped in the club, heard the trombone blow Told the DJ back it up real slow I said "Watch this trick, don't blink your eyes" Gonna fold myself up like a box of fries Left leg on the ceiling, right on the floor People clearing a circle, screaming for more My backbone’s rubber, my knees don't creak I’ve been doing this yoga since the middle of last week [Chorus] Oh, Miss Flexible, bending the rules Making all the bouncers look like absolute fools Touch your toes? Honey, that’s day one I can tie myself in knots just for fun Drop it down, pick it up, twist it round and round Bounce that body till you levitate off the ground! [Verse 2] I hit the split so deep on the tile Held that pose for a solid mile Bartender dropped a tray, spilled the juice When my shoulder blades finally came loose Call the chiropractor, call the fire truck I’m a pretzel in heels pushing my luck Limbo down low underneath the door frame "Miss Flexible" is printed on my hall of fame [Chorus] Oh, Miss Flexible, bending the rules Making all the bouncers look like absolute fools Touch your toes? Honey, that’s day one I can tie myself in knots just for fun Drop it down, pick it up, twist it round and round Bounce that body till you levitate off the ground! [Bridge] [Instrumental Break - New Orleans Brass Band and Heavy 808s] One, two, shake what your mama gave you! Three, four, watch me touch the floor with my earlobe! Don't hurt yourself now... Too late! [Outro] Yeah, Miss Flexible No bones about it Keep it bending Fade out on a tubasolo... [Fade]