Big Boy

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Big boy sittin' heavy, weighin’ down the sofa,
Resistin’ my love like you’re playin’ poker.
Pie’s on the plate, sweet cherry bring closure,
But you dodgin’ flavors, colder than Nova Scotia.

[Chorus]
Ohhh big boooyyyy, why you acting coy?
Avoiding my pie joy, like a broken toy.
Delectable slices, love's envoy,
But you stiff like a mannequin, oh big boy.

[Verse 2]
You say “nah,” lips sealed tighter than a fan vault,
I’m serving love baked fresh like a pastry assault.
Crust so flaky, a buttery catapult,
But you side-steppin’ sweetness, what’s the default?

[Bridge]
Love's like cinnamon, sugar and spice,
Even big dudes deserve more in life.
But you blockin' desserts, rollin’ loaded dice,
Eat my pie, big boy, stop thinkin' twice.

[Verse 3]
Actin’ like you on a keto militia,
Dodgin’ my love meals, calorie militia.
Pie ain’t the enemy, it’s nutrient charisma,
You scrappin' dinner but starvin’ the vista.

[Chorus]
Ohhh big boooyyyy, why you acting coy?
Avoiding my pie joy, like a broken toy.
Delectable slices, love's envoy,
But you stiff like a mannequin, oh big boy.