Seven O'Clock Lobby Rage

歌詞

Clock hits seven and the lobby’s already wild, some grown-ass man is acting like a fucking child. “I need my room right now!” Well, check-in’s at three, but apparently the laws of time don’t apply to thee. You booked the cheapest room that you could find online, now you want a suite, champagne, and late checkout on our dime. We keep it professional, we smile and persist, ’cause hospitality people are built for this shit. Fuck, fuck you, you stupid fucking shit, we smile to your face while you throw another fit. Fuck, fuck you, with your ridiculous demands, we run this fucking hotel while you don’t understand. You bitch, you complain, you swear nothing is right, we’re fucking professionals – we nail it every night. “My room is too warm.” Turn the thermostat down. “The city is noisy.” Yeah. You booked downtown. “I want a city view, but I need complete peace.” Then what the fuck do you want from me? Breakfast at five, late checkout for free, parking, upgrades, “and what else can you give me?” Then somehow we deliver every impossible request, and you write: “Amazing staff.” Six out of ten. Fuck off. Housekeeping turns chaos fucking pristine, kitchen feeds hundreds like a goddamn machine. Front desk keeps smiling while the lobby goes insane, bar keeps pouring while you fucking complain. We sell, clean, cook, lead, fix and fight, then make the whole damn thing look easy every night. Fuck, fuck you, you stupid fucking shit, we fix your fucking problems while you’re losing it. Fuck, fuck you, bring your impossible plan, we’ll probably fucking solve it because we fucking can. NPS. RevPAR. GOP. Another fucking KPI. “Why did the score drop?” Susan gave us a zero. Why? It rained. Great. We’ll put God on a performance plan. When the lobby gets slammed, when the system goes down, when two hundred guests arrive and there’s fucking chaos all around… WE. FUCKING. DELIVER. Housekeeping. Front desk. Kitchen. Bar. Conference. Management. ONE FUCKING TEAM. Fuck, fuck you, you stupid fucking shit, this hotel fucking works because WE work in it. You can bitch about the pillow, the coffee, the light, we’ll still run this motherfucker perfectly tonight. Five-star team. One-star guest. Deal with it.