Cheaters' Paradise Anthem

Lyrics

As I walk through the classroom where I take all my tests, I take a look at my grades and realize they’re not the best

But that’s just perfect for a cheater like me, you know I shun the virtue of integrity

At 8:30 in the morning I sit in class, taking all of my tests and I hope I pass (fool)

And I’ve been looking and cheating so long that even other cheaters think my mind is gone

I’m a man of cheating on every test, with a smartphone in my hand hidden under the desk (fool)

But if you pass all your tests, and i pass all mine, then tonight we’re gonna party like I earned a 99.

We’ve been spending most our lives living in a cheater’s paradise
Plagiarized once or twice living in a cheaters’ paradise
There’s no work or sacrifice living in a cheaters’ paradise
We sell grades at discount price living in a cheater’s paradise

My teacher called me into his office last week, and I just smiled at him and denied the whole thing

But I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well, cause I’ve been laughing my head off cause I cheat so well

But I ain’t never slapped a teacher even if he deserved it, a cheater with a tude, you know that’s unheard of

I never test fairly, and I never feel bad. And my cheater friends know I always lie on the pledge. (fool)

If you try to catch me, you’ll be board to tears, I haven’t even made one mistake in 300 years

But we ain’t really lazy so please don’t point and stare, we’re just studiously impaired

There’s no truth, no work, no study at all, not a single fair thing

Like a bunch of bank robbers, we’re as sneaky as can be

We’ve been spending most our lives living in a cheater’s paradise
We’re just nerds and simple guys living in a cheaters paradise
There’s no time for living right living in a cheaters paradise
We all fight, we don’t play nice, living in a cheaters paradise

Pulling out my cheat sheet, Looking at the answers, cheated all my midterms, soon I’ll cheat the finals!

Think your tests are that hard? Think your tests are tough? Well I know you’re as easy of a teacher as they come.

I’m the lazy bum the other cheaters want to be like on my phone day and night, scoring points for the tests I’ve got

So don’t be mean and don’t be jealous, cause no matter what you try you’ll never beat me on a big test!

We’ve been spending most our lives living in a cheaters paradise
We’re all lazy parasites living in a cheaters paradise
There’s no good, hard work applied living in a cheaters paradise
But you’d probably think it vice living in a cheaters paradise (fool)