Sentient Noses

Lyrics

[OPENINIG]
Sentient Noses living in peace.
Sentient Noses live on a secret island.
They are magical little beings.
They *snot.*
They play.
They are born through the vines of the “Mighty nasal tree.”
They are a *human-noid* nose with little legs and little feet….

But!
the island is no longer unknown…

[PRE CHORUS]
“People”,
human-beings have made contact.
Sentient Noses have been found.
Sentient Noses a *beautiful* discovery..!
They are finding many.
(Oh..! Oh…
The possibilities…)

[CHORUS]
have you ever seen a chicken numb with…
*pain!?*
did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your…
*slave!?*
could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go *in*…
*sane!?*
These living noses are being…
*Claimed!*

[POST CHORUS]
They do not eat,
They do not drink.
Religion *hates* them.
Science *breaks* them.
Sentient Noses on the run.
Sentient Noses hide,
Sentient Noses fear for their “lives..!”

[CHORUS]
have you ever seen a chicken numb with…
*pain!?*
did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your…
*slave!?*
could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go *in*…
*sane!?*

[VERSE 1]
Sentient Noses are being used for their mucus membrane, boogs & snot.
They are planting many *nostril* Trees,
at the sacrifice of the original “Mighty Nasal Tree”,
All in the name of science, and by science I mean *money…*
Large Plantations are now full of these living, walking, little innocent noses.

[BRIDGE]
Well, they need no food or water.
They need just enough room to breath.
They need no light.
They need no *empathy.*
They need to be “lucrative.”
They need to be used.
They need to be drained.
They need to be “commercialized.”

[PRE CHORUS]
Sentient Noses make for great pets.
Dress them up.
Pick them.
They will obey.
Sit boy.
Run boy.
*Bad Nose!*
Is this *snot* on the carpet?!
*Bad!!!*
*No, Snotting in the house!*
Time to correct it…
**“SMACK!”**
You can beat it, make it listen.
Rub it in its own snot, make it understand..!

[CHORUS]
have you ever seen a chicken numb with…
pain?
did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your…
slave?
could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go *in*…
sane?

[FINAL PRE-CHORUS]
(Oh, oh…
The Possibilities..!)

Sentient Noses…

Sentient Noses…

Sentient Noses…

You are ours now..!
You are owned.
You are being farmed.
You are becoming domesticated.

Precious, Pure,
*Sentient Noses…*

[END CHORUS]
Have you ever seen a Nose numb with…
*Pain!?*
Did you ever notice how simple it is to train a Nose to be your…
*Slave!?*
Could you ever lock a Nose in the dark till it, goes *in*…
*sane!?*

“We, Nosey Bastards”