Flute‑Ridin’ Rebel

Lyrics

Verse 1 Yeah, Rhyland rolls in late Friday night, Beat-up truck but he’s feelin’ alright, Boots all dusty, ball cap low, Got that small-town swagger everywhere he goes. But don’t let the camo fool ya, man, He’s got a wild card in his master plan, Cracks open a case, then outta nowhere, Pulls a jazz flute like he just don’t care. Pre-Chorus Everybody laughs till he starts that tune, Whole room goes silent by the light of the moon. Chorus He’s a jazz flute playin’, heart-break slayin’, Smooth-talk talkin’, no hesitatin’, Got every girl in a fifty-mile town Wonderin’ why he ain’t settlin’ down. He’s a late-night dreamer, love-believer, Fall-too-fast and never-leave-her, Lord have mercy, somebody save him soon— From that jazz flute playin’ fool. Verse 2 He’s got stories from places we ain’t been, Talkin’ big game with a crooked grin, Says, “Boys, love ain’t something you chase, It’ll hit you hard when you least expect the place.” Then he stares off like he’s in a movie scene, Talkin’ ‘bout romance like he’s seventeen, One minute cool, next minute gone, Head over boots by the break of dawn. Pre-Chorus Yeah, he swears this time it might be true, Then grabs that flute and plays something blue. Chorus He’s a jazz flute playin’, heart-break slayin’, Smooth-talk talkin’, no hesitatin’, Got every girl in a fifty-mile town Wonderin’ why he ain’t settlin’ down. He’s a late-night dreamer, love-believer, Fall-too-fast and never-leave-her, Lord have mercy, somebody save him soon— From that jazz flute playin’ fool. Bridge Some guys fish, some guys hunt, Some guys raise hell and tear things up, Rhyland? Man, he’s built unique, Spits game all day, flute solo all week. Final Chorus Yeah he’s jazz flute playin’, crowd-captivatin’, Country-boy cool but sophisticated, A one-man show with a wild tattoo And a soundtrack nobody saw comin’ through. Yeah he’s a smooth operator, love-chasin’ creator, Small-town legend and professional heartbreaker, Yeah we all know one thing’s true— Ain’t nobody quite like that jazz flute fool.