Lyrics

[Verse]
Old Ben's got a problem, that's for sure,
A habit ain't nobody can endure,
He sneaks up on your pillow when it's night,
That's when his troubles come to light.

[Chorus]
Ben is a red flag, can't you see,
Farts on a pillow, just ain't right to me,
A simple man with a wicked plan,
Keep your bed safe from old Ben's hand.

[Verse 2]
Neighbors all know when Ben's around,
That smell has a way of gettin' found,
It lingers in the air and makes you gag,
Poor old Ben's become a hometown rag.

[Chorus]
Ben is a red flag, can't you see,
Farts on a pillow, just ain't right to me,
A simple man with a wicked plan,
Keep your bed safe from old Ben's hand.

[Bridge]
Late at night, when the breeze is low,
We all know where we shouldn't go,
Folks barricade their doors real tight,
Stayin' clear of Ben's late-night fright.

[Verse 3]
They say he's harmless, just a clown,
But those who've met him wear a frown,
A man's reputation's all he's got,
And Ben's is known around the lot.