Bald F150

Lyrics

(Intro) (speaking) New York traffic is really really crazy and I was stuck in it one lane was blocked off Everybody was merging over It was finally my turn to merge But it was this one ford one fifty With a driver who had a Poland spring bottle cap head and he was a dick taker tryna be a dictator looking ass boy I tried to get over but he almost made me crash not tryna merge so this is what I got to say to his stupid ass (Verse) God damn, your head so bright I thought the Lord was callin’ me home, Shit shinin’ like a streetlight sittin’ right in my dome, Ain’t no fade, ain’t no part, just a slick-ass plate, Hairline packed bags, said “fuck this place.” Your scalp so greasy you could fry some chicken on top, Shit so smooth I damn near slipped and dropped, Walk in the club, bouncers checkin’ IDs off your shine, Bitch you a disco ball, and it ain’t even prime time. Barber look at your ass like, “what the fuck you here for?” Only thing he cuttin’ is time, that’s for sure, Need Windex on that dome just to see my reflection, Head so bald it could start a new election. (Hook) Bald-headed motherfucker, bitch ass too, Bald head Shinin’ so bright, everybody see you fool, Bald-headed motherfucker, yeah that’s you, Rolling in that big ass ford F 1 50, blocking the lanes and blockin’ the view, Move your ass over that’s the best thing for you to do Slow ya fat head ass down could’ve costed me my life ! Could’ve let me merge lanes but you sped up out of spite Bald-headed motherfucker, slick as hell, Kids squintin’ hard, like “damn, he sellin’ gel?” Bald-headed motherfucker, ain’t no shame, Laughin’ at your ass, but we one of the same because I’m bald too, bitch. (Bridge) Man, fuck your bald ass, you look like a cue ball in the sunlight! Shit so shiny, I swear I almost put my shades on inside! Ford F 1 50 rollin’ slow like you scared to drive fast, Hairline done ran off, left you lookin’ like a damn egg with a big ass! Belly not booty! Bitch, you try to act hard, but we all see that head, Reflectin’ so much, I almost threw my drink instead! Your scalp so slick, pizza and come is your favorite thing to eat Sit yo bald ass down, before I roast your ass TO SLEEP! (Hook) Bald-headed motherfucker, bitch ass too, Bald head Shinin’ so bright, everybody see you fool, Bald-headed motherfucker, yeah that’s you, Rolling in that big ass ford F 1 50, blocking the lanes and blockin’ the view, Move your ass over that’s the best thing for you to do Slow ya fat head ass down could’ve costed me my life ! Could’ve let me merge lanes but you sped up out of spite Bald-headed motherfucker, slick as hell, Kids squintin’ hard, like “damn, he sellin’ gel?” Bald-headed motherfucker, ain’t no shame, Laughin’ at your ass, but we one of the same because I’m bald too, bitch.