Lyrics

[INTRO]
Teddy's tale of tulip time delight
A day with Mac, a memorable sight
Carnival rides and treats in store
But little did he know, a painful roar

[VERSE 1]
He rode the big slide, felt like a king
The carousel spun, his heart started to sing
Almost divine, a magical sight
Teddy's excitement, reached new heights

[CHORUS]
Tulip time, a day so bright
Teddy's adventure, turned into a night
Elephant ear, a treat so sweet
But little did he know, his stomach would beat

[VERSE 2]
A little while after, he started to feel
A rumble in his belly, a painful reveal
He tried to hold on, but it was too late
His butthole exploded, what a terrible fate

[CHORUS]
Tulip time, a day so bright
Teddy's adventure, turned into a night
Elephant ear, a treat so sweet
But little did he know, his stomach would beat

[BRIDGE]
He learned a lesson, that day and night
Carnival rides, just weren't his delight
The big slide, the carousel too
Teddy's adventure, was one to bid adieu

[HOOK]
Ride's not for me, that's what he said
Carnival rides, left him feeling dread

[CHORUS]
Tulip time, a day so bright
Teddy's adventure, turned into a night
Elephant ear, a treat so sweet
But little did he know, his stomach would beat

[OUTRO]
Now Teddy's back, with a story to share
About the time, his world came crashing there
No more rides for Teddy, that's for sure
A painful lesson, he'll always endure