Hogwarts for ever

Lyrics

Woke up at dawn to a suit of armor screaming loud, “Get your lazy butt up!” – I threw my shoe, what a crowd! Breakfast porridge moves itself like it’s alive, An owl stole my bacon – “Oi, that’s mine, you dive!” [Chorus] HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS! The craziest rock school ever! Spells are flying, house points exploding like whatever! Quidditch crashes, potions that smell like dirty feet, We’re yelling through the night till the ghosts join the beat! [Verse 2] Harry’s running round with that invisibility cloak, I tripped over it hard – “Sorry mate, bad joke!” Ron’s losing at chess, yelling at every piece, Hermione’s rolling eyes: “Boys, you’re such a tease!” Snape is sneering in the dungeon, brewing something green, I accidentally turned my potion into exploding beans! The Fat Lady’s singing off-key, demanding the password, I yell “Pineapple!” – she laughs and lets me pass, what a diva! [Bridge] When exams hit and everyone starts to lose their mind, I just cast a fireworks spell – problem solved, we’re fine! [Final Chorus] HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS! The craziest rock school ever! Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin or Puff, We’re one big wild gang and we can’t get enough! ROCK ON, HOGWARTS!”