Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You’re a glass half empty like a mug with a chip,
Sippin’ cold tea and still findin’ fault with the sip.
You see dark clouds on a postcard scene,
Bought a scented candle and said it smelled mean.

[Pre-Chorus]
Got a raise? “Too much tax.”
Got a dog? “He won’t relax.”
You win a car? “Well it’s not a Jeep.”
You got free cake and you called it cheap.

[Chorus]
You're a glass half empty like a wine at a wedding,
Mood swings wild and the sarcasm’s spreading.
You’d trip over compliments, fall on a hug,
Say, “This is suspicious,” then blame the rug.
Half full? Nah, you see ghosts in your Pepsi,
You're the human version of a bad Yelp entry.

[Verse 2]
Got sunburn in winter, blamed the moon,
Said the stars were smug and “shining too soon.”
You once booed a puppy. At a parade.
Then yelled “conspiracy!” at the pink lemonade.

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Got a gift? “Must be cursed.”
Got a tan? “I’ve looked worse.”
Won the jackpot? “The font’s too bold.”
Heard good news? “Bet I catch a cold.”

[Chorus]
You're a glass half empty like a straw with holes,
Grumbling through brunch like it’s parole.
Even your dreams come with subtitles saying:
“Warning: Don’t enjoy this, it’ll start decaying.”
Silver linings make you sneeze,
You're basically pessimism with knees.

[Bridge]
You’re the reason horoscopes add disclaimers,
And why spa days hire backup complainers.
You'd say “cheers” and then critique the clink,
“Too loud. Too optimistic. And this glass might stink.”

[Final Chorus – Dramatic Flair]
You're a glass half empty and possibly cracked,
You'd critique a sunset for being too orange-packed.
But we love you, you grumpy ol’ goose,
Even if you think this song’s “too loose.”

[Outro – Soft and Ironic]
So we toast to your gloom, it’s oddly unique,
Your half-empty view is your personal mystique.
You might dread tomorrow and roll your eyes now…
But hey — you’re consistent. We’ll give you that. Wow.