Lyrics

[Intro – 4 bars] (stop–start guitar riff, minimal drums)
Bar 1: (Spoken) “Yo! J-Man in the house!” (riff hit on 1, rest)
Bar 2: “Pokémon champ — you can’t knock me out!” (hit on 1, rest)
Bar 3: “Fortnite builds — karate kicks too!” (hit on 1, rest)
Bar 4: “I play my way — that’s what I do!” (hit on 1, drum fill into verse)

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[Verse 1 – 8 bars, rap groove, guitar stabs on 1-and & 3-and]
Bar 1: Rollin’ in the game with my Poké-ball throw
Bar 2: Karate chop quick — yeah, I steal that show
Bar 3: Fortnite tower built, then I take that aim
Bar 4: If you come in my zone, it’s a one-way game

Bar 5: Parents say “stop” but I’m locked in play
Bar 6: Got that focus, never drift away
Bar 7: Scoreboard rising, hear the crowd all say
Bar 8: “Nobody wins like J-Man — hey!” (drum fill)

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[Mini Hook / Chorus – 4 bars, full riff, open hi-hat]
Bar 1: 🎸 Play my way! / Crowd: “All day!”
Bar 2: 🎸 Play my way! / Crowd: “No way!”
Bar 3: 🎸 Play my way! / Crowd: “Okay!”
Bar 4: 🎸 Play my way! / Crowd: “J-MAN!” (hit + rest)

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[Verse 2 – 8 bars, rap groove, add half-bar dropout for comedy]
Bar 1: Hannah’s got a chicken — it’s loud, insane
Bar 2: I swipe it real quick, now she’s feelin’ that pain
Bar 3: She’s jumpin’ up high like a boss on the chase
Bar 4: I’m runnin’ down the hall with a grin on my face

Bar 5: She’s yellin’ “Give it back!” but I keep that pace
Bar 6: No chance she’s winnin’ in this house race
Bar 7: I duck, I spin, and I dodge her play
Bar 8: ‘Cause rules don’t count when I play my way! (drum fill)

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[Mini Hook / Chorus – 4 bars]
Same as first chorus.

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[Bridge – 8 bars, tom groove + muted guitar chugs]
Bar 1: “Who’s the champ?” — Crowd: “J-MAN!”
Bar 2: “Who runs the game?” — Crowd: “J-MAN!”
Bar 3: “Who’s got the plan” — (stop on beat 3)
Bar 4: “With the Poké in hand?” — (fill back in)

Bar 5–8: Repeat call-and-response twice.

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[Final Chorus – 8 bars, full power]
Double-length chorus, crowd hype maxed, final hit on Bar 8 beat 1, ring out.

(Spoken over ring-out): “J-Maaaaaaan… OUT!”