The Oyo Blues
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My name is oyo, oyo, the guardian of your portfolio, folio
I spend my time of the boards, where promoters act as warlords
Where pumpers and fudsters meet to discuss the best hot tips
And where some, more than others, know all the tricks
The boards, where you can find the next gold mine, but is mostly a waste of time.
It’s like a global financial summit, except instead of wizards,
We’ve got a bunch of guys in sweatpants typing, their fingers full of blisters
They discuss the latest “surefire” investment, while Googling “how to buy a yacht on a budget.”
My name is oyo, oyo, the guardian of your portfolio, folio
And let’s not forget about our magnificent moderators!
The brave souls and guardians of civil discourse, wielding their digital swords to ensure that
discussions remain “civil.”
Nothing says “investment community” quite like a good old-fashioned ban hammer. You see,
free speech is great and all, but if you dare to question the wisdom of the mighty Poppa, you
might just find yourself on the receiving end of a temporary site ban.
My name is oyo, oyo, the guardian of your portfolio, folio
My name is Oyo, the king of due diligence.
The man who can sniff out a scam faster than a bloodhound on a scent trail.
I’m the guy who’s always ready to rain on the parade of the promoters and scammers. You know
the type—the ones who promise riches beyond your wildest dreams in exchange for a small
fortune.
I’m Oyo, the one standing there with a megaphone, shouting, “Hey, wait a minute! Did you even
read the fine print?” And let me tell you, the promoters do not like me. They want suckers to
believe that investing in a company that hasn’t turned a profit since the dawn of time is a surefire
way to fund your retirement.
I’m Oyo, I’m like the Robin Hood of the penny land, stealing from the rich and crooked
promoters and giving back to the poor, unsuspecting investors.
And what does I get in return?
A lovely collection of bans and silences, because apparently, the truth hurts. It’s almost poetic,
really.
And let’s talk about the culture here. We’re all about promoting information symmetry, which is
just a fancy way of saying we want everyone to be equally clueless.
Share your research, ask questions, and pray that someone else knows what they’re talking
about. It’s like a game of financial charades, where the only prize is a potential loss of your life
savings.
So, welcome to CEO dot CA A place where every post is a gamble, every comment a potential
minefield,
Welcome to CEO dot CA where the only thing more volatile than the stocks we discuss is the
discourse itself.
Remember, folks, invest wisely, keep your sarcasm sharp, and if you see Oyo, give him a nod—
he’s the one trying to save us from our own financial follies, one ban at a time
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