Lyrics

INTRO (Spoken Style, Techno Beat Build)

“One man… one turban… one team that’s finally seen a trophy…”
“guess who, thats right… DODO!”

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🎛️ SECTION 2 – HOOK / CHANT (Use with Big Drop – repeat later too)

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Dodo is a Mario Brother!
That’s-a right, he’s not arse the others!
Chittur so big, they clear the floor —
Looks like he’s fucking arse is sore

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VERSE 1: LOOKS + TURBAN JOKES

Back in the day, lil’ man on the run,
Looked like Mario but wanking for fun.
he loves Anal, only way he can cum,
big bum ,big Paag but has a tiny lunn.
His Chittur so big, it eclipses the sun

Heads turn round when Dodo steps in,
People point up like, “Is that a transgender singh?”
Erectile disfunction, blisters on his hand,
He's our Mario Brother but a paki with a tan

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🎛️ SECTION 4 – VERSE 2: FOOTBALL ROAST

Spurs on the shirt, hope in the bin,
Still waitin’ for a season they actually win.
Says “This year’s ours” — year after year,
Dodo, bruv… let’s be sincere.

VAR can’t save ’em, refs won’t help,
You support Spurs? You’ve roasted yourself.
But it’s calm — you ride or die,
Even if you cry every time they try.

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🎛️ SECTION 5 – HOOK (Repeat with Beat Switch/Drop)

🎵Dodo is a Mario Brother!
That’s-a right, he’s not arse the others!
Chittur so big, they clear the floor —
Looks like he’s fucking arse is sore

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🎛️ SECTION 6 – OUTRO / CROWD SHOUT STYLE

Yo Dodo!
From Mario to a lubricant flow —
No gym-no-show to trophy-no-go —
Still, we love ya bro,
Now hands up, LET’S GO!

DROP BEAT HARD