David's Drunken Christmas Shopping

Lyrics

[Verse]
David's stumbling through the snowflakes
Boozed up
Tripping on the sidewalk cracks
Shopping list crumpled in his fist
Bells ringing
Laughing to himself

[Chorus]
Christmas lights blurry in his eyes
David can't remember his size
Mumbling carols through his breath
Drunk shopping
What a mess

[Verse 2]
In the store
He sees the toys
Grabs a teddy
Crushes some joy
Decorations hanging down
Trying to fit them on his crown

[Bridge]
Santa's suit
He tries to wear
Falls over
But he don't care
Credit card maxed
Gifts in tow
David's holiday out of control

[Chorus]
Christmas lights blurry in his eyes
David can't remember his size
Mumbling carols through his breath
Drunk shopping
What a mess

[Verse 3]
Out the door
He stumbles on
Packages torn
But spirits strong
Slurring wishes to the night
David's journey
Quite the sight

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