Lyrics

[Verse]
Shiny dome under brim, call him Hat Houdini,
Blocking that glare sunnier than Santorini,
Stacks on stacks, he fills his palace with pits,
Rollin’ deep with the crew, two pals, no skips.

[Chorus]
Bald flex strong, got pits in the spread,
House full of shine, no fur in the bed,
Hats tilt forward, crowns polished to stun,
Three amigos rollin', pit party begun.

[Verse 2]
Stacks of kibble like a tower in the kitchen,
Bald pits clawin’ at the crew, they steady itchin’,
Velvet squadron, rock the smoothest tattoos,
Bald heads match, ain't no blues, only hues.

[Bridge]
Chillin' with the crew, all bald, all lit,
Pits runnin’ laps through a mansion legit,
Skully caps tipped, dome game supreme,
It's a follicle-free life, the bald man’s dream.

[Verse 3]
Shady with the hat, don’t test his finesse,
Hides his treasure, no curls to compress,
The pits got swagger, they bark with intent,
House of chrome domes, that's money well spent.

[Chorus]
Bald flex strong, got pits in the spread,
House full of shine, no fur in the bed,
Hats tilt forward, crowns polished to stun,
Three amigos rollin', pit party begun.